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Little Hansli at school.
Mrs teacher asks Hansli ( thats the nick name for little Hans in Switzerland ):

She:“Hansli,on a telephone wire we have 4 birds sitting,you shoot one bird”
“how many birds are sitting now on the wire ??”
Hansli says:“none”
Mrs teacher asks:“but how come, we had 4 before and one shot death ??”
Hansli replies:“all others are flown away !”
Says Mrs teacher:“I like your way of thinking !!”

NEXT day

Hansli comes to school … and asks Mrs teacher:
Hansli:“may I ask YOU a question ??”
she says:“YES of course”
Hansli:“on a park bench we have 3 woman sitting and each eating an ice-cone
- one licks the ice
- one bites the ice from the cone
- the other one sucks the ice cone”

Hansli’s ask her:“which one of the 3 women is married ??”

She answers:“the third one!”

Hansli:“WRONG, the one with the ring !!”
and Hansli adds
“BUT, i like your way of thinking !!”